sogowiththeflow:

Hi, my name is stewart and I am a candidate for adoption. I love to play and eat trash. Please take a seat and we can go over the details.

(Source: awwww-cute)

forladysif:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

 (x)

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

csmac:

And this makes me sad…

csmac:

And this makes me sad…

(Source: charlesrengel)

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

image

(Source: iammyurl)

(Source: cheekland)

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow)

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

capaldilieu:

joehwh0:

gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED

ABORT MISSION!!!ABORT MISSION!!!BRB DELETING MY BLOG, IT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY NICE WITH YOU GUYZ!!!:P
capaldilieu:

joehwh0:

gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED

ABORT MISSION!!!ABORT MISSION!!!BRB DELETING MY BLOG, IT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY NICE WITH YOU GUYZ!!!:P

capaldilieu:

joehwh0:

gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED

ABORT MISSION!!!
ABORT MISSION!!!
BRB DELETING MY BLOG, IT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY NICE WITH YOU GUYZ!!!
:P

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

luciferisme:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

the baby boom is singularly my favorite event in american history. I mean seriously all the WWII soldiers came home and had enough victory sex that they created one of the greatest population increases in the history of the country

also it sounds like the exploding of children

two types of people

and theyre both me. wow

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